God was there
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Would you call that a blessing?
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
I’ve always wondered where the word “onanist” came (lol) from… I’m guessing from this
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
No one talks about the follow up to that story, where Onan’s dad Judah is like, “shit! this woman is trouble! I can’t lose my last son!” He basically tells Tamar (the widow) to go back to her dad, blows her off.
Tamar gets sick of it, goes into town, disguises herself as a temple prostitute. Judah comes to town, asks what it costs for a roll in the hay, and she asks for his family’s token so she’ll know he’s good for it.
She ends up pregnant, and the elders of the village bring her before Judah - “hey, your daughter in law was a whore and got knocked up, we are putting her to death.” He says, “who knocked you up?” - she produces the family token. He says “ah shit, you got me.” She has the kid, gets the inheritance. Depending on which gospel, she could be Jesus’s great (x a bunch) grandmother.
Like Genesis outright recognizes what she did as right. She’s the hero of the story.
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Us nothing, him, maybe.
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according to some religious people i met
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Omg the logic in this comment is miraculously inconsistent. I’m honestly impressed with the fact that this came into your brain, proceeded to flow out of you into the keyboard, and not once did you stop yourself to think “wait a second, does what I’m saying even make sense?”
Congratulations. This is probably the dumbest comment I’ve read in months
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Ask and you shall receive
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Man, what a waste.
In Tebow's shoes I'd have been having sex with every woman I see.
So did Magic Johnson
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
He got that woman pregnant once before her husband had even had a go.
From prima nocta to prima knocked-up.
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he had the sex
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And he came in three seconds.
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“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
Can you feel the Holy Spirit inside you?
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Would you call that a blessing?
Sack-ra-ment?
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This is so uninformative you would have been better off not saying anything at all.
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He got that woman pregnant once before her husband had even had a go.
From prima nocta to prima knocked-up.
And God was there!
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This is so uninformative you would have been better off not saying anything at all.
Knowing someone biblically is a well known euphemism, what are you talking about?
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Hahaha. I equally want to and don't want to experience that. Thank you for describing it. Much appreciated.
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That's not helping...
Might help some turts get in the mood?
