God was there
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
The wording could just mean he pulled out.
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Considering sex dries up after marriage it's pretty accurate
Only if you don’t keep working at your partnership and are just there for the comfort of not being cosmically alone, sure.
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Only if you don’t keep working at your partnership and are just there for the comfort of not being cosmically alone, sure.
If anything I feel like it got better after marriage.
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If anything I feel like it got better after marriage.
Are you the neighbour?
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They're both considered sodomy
Which is wild because that's like the least bad thing the Sodomites were up to (and Lot's whole family was pretty fucked too). But people will latch onto the flimsiest justification that reinforces their beliefs, in this case "gay dudes are icky."
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Would you call that a blessing?
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
I’ve always wondered where the word “onanist” came (lol) from… I’m guessing from this
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
No one talks about the follow up to that story, where Onan’s dad Judah is like, “shit! this woman is trouble! I can’t lose my last son!” He basically tells Tamar (the widow) to go back to her dad, blows her off.
Tamar gets sick of it, goes into town, disguises herself as a temple prostitute. Judah comes to town, asks what it costs for a roll in the hay, and she asks for his family’s token so she’ll know he’s good for it.
She ends up pregnant, and the elders of the village bring her before Judah - “hey, your daughter in law was a whore and got knocked up, we are putting her to death.” He says, “who knocked you up?” - she produces the family token. He says “ah shit, you got me.” She has the kid, gets the inheritance. Depending on which gospel, she could be Jesus’s great (x a bunch) grandmother.
Like Genesis outright recognizes what she did as right. She’s the hero of the story.
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Us nothing, him, maybe.
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according to some religious people i met
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Omg the logic in this comment is miraculously inconsistent. I’m honestly impressed with the fact that this came into your brain, proceeded to flow out of you into the keyboard, and not once did you stop yourself to think “wait a second, does what I’m saying even make sense?”
Congratulations. This is probably the dumbest comment I’ve read in months
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Ask and you shall receive
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Man, what a waste.
In Tebow's shoes I'd have been having sex with every woman I see.
So did Magic Johnson
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
He got that woman pregnant once before her husband had even had a go.
From prima nocta to prima knocked-up.
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he had the sex
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And he came in three seconds.
