An oldie but a goodie

[frozengyro@lemmy.world]

That's not true. 10k steps a day is less than a million in a year.

[chicosuave@lemmy.world]

10k steps a day is roughly 5 miles. $4k a day would be the disability insurance at that point.

[blackn1ght@feddit.uk]

In the UK, unless you're self employed, you don't have to do anything at all.

You might just receive a letter saying HMRC either owes you money or you owe them money.

[rin@lemm.ee]

self employed

or have child benefit. If you earn over a certain amount, they ask you to refund that benefit through self assestment.

still tho, it's grand. I once paid too much tax and got back a cheque

[jdeath@lemm.ee]

i hate paying taxes

[naiboftabr@infosec.pub]

Do you like indoor plumbing?

[xia@lemmy.sdf.org]

Racking up coin while I sleep? Yes please! Good luck with your sleep walking.

[psx_crab@lemmy.zip]

Hold up, you're right! For some reason i multiply what i would get a month by...365, and not 12. Whoops.

[jdeath@lemm.ee]

it's literally my mortal enemy /s

[exasperation@lemm.ee]

I don't walk as much as you, but if someone was paying me 25 cents per step I'd probably respond to that incentive by walking way more than 10 miles a day.

[chev@lemmy.world]

Me:
4,6 seconds to make an avarage breath cycle.
About 4000 steps on an avarage day.

After 1 year I would get ~343.000 €/$ for breathing
or 365.000 €/$ for walking.

So yes it is better to get the money for walking but what if I ever lose the ability to walk but not to breath?

[omnipitaph@reddthat.com]

All of you are hilarious. YOU WIN EITHER WAY.
But all your calculations are wrong, because you can breathe fast and take small steps.

[korhaka@sopuli.xyz]

Honestly don't care which, both are far more profitable than anything I could ever realistically expect to get.

[daggermoon@lemmy.world]

Would that be taxable income?

[jayve@lemmy.world]

About $1000 a day breathing and $500 a mile walking. I'll take 5¢  a breath. If you get hurt and can't walk, you're out steps money.

[daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

But what if you ever lose the ability to breathe but not walk?

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

Plus you breathe more while you're exercising anyways

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

Then I don't think you're worried about the money anymore

[some_random_nick@lemmy.world]

Put some.panic attacks on top for some sweet sweet monetary gains!

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I gotta pick up smoking so I can get me some of that lucrative asthma