An oldie but a goodie

[kitathalla@lemy.lol]

Average healthy adult breathes 12-20 times a minute (those are the numbers we carry around with us in healthcare). So at the upper end, 20b/minx60min/hrx24hr/day gives you $1,440.00 a day. If we count even the impact of your foot while running as steps (does a specific word for that exist? I don't know. In my head a step comes from walking...), a good pace is 3 steps / second. Go for a good 30 minute run, and you get 3st/sec * 60sec/min * 30min for a whopping total of 5400 steps, or $1,350.00. Move around your house while cooking, cleaning, getting the kids/pets/lover where they need to be, and you might end up a bit better off than the breathing. My average steps just around the house add up to 5k-6k, I believe.

The IRS can lick my balls if I'm being paid in cash under the table though.

[evotech@lemmy.world]

Meanwhile in Norway:

If you don't have any corrections literally do nothing and just ignore this lmao

[grian@lemmy.world]

You think you stole my meme, but jokes on you I ALREADY STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

while I'm here i might as well say, you can probably make way more with steps than you ever could breathing, so long as you stay healthy.

I might make it a 9 to 5 marathon each two days or so, invest the money to retire early, and if i ever need more money I can just run again, it's more healthy too v:

[devdoggy@lemm.ee]

So why is this same meme posted twice?

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

I would kill a man for taxes that simple. Holy fuck.

The IRS is a complete shitshow by design, and it’s largely because Intuit et al lobbies (read: bribes) politicians like crazy to keep tax code complicated, so that they can continue to have a business model.

Send more blue shells; we need ‘em.

[stoy@lemmy.zip]

Fun fact, it is not uncommon for people to file their taxes on the bus to work through their mobile phone.

[frozengyro@lemmy.world]

That's not true. 10k steps a day is less than a million in a year.

[chicosuave@lemmy.world]

10k steps a day is roughly 5 miles. $4k a day would be the disability insurance at that point.

[blackn1ght@feddit.uk]

In the UK, unless you're self employed, you don't have to do anything at all.

You might just receive a letter saying HMRC either owes you money or you owe them money.

[rin@lemm.ee]

self employed

or have child benefit. If you earn over a certain amount, they ask you to refund that benefit through self assestment.

still tho, it's grand. I once paid too much tax and got back a cheque

[jdeath@lemm.ee]

i hate paying taxes

[naiboftabr@infosec.pub]

Do you like indoor plumbing?

[xia@lemmy.sdf.org]

Racking up coin while I sleep? Yes please! Good luck with your sleep walking.

[psx_crab@lemmy.zip]

Hold up, you're right! For some reason i multiply what i would get a month by...365, and not 12. Whoops.

[jdeath@lemm.ee]

it's literally my mortal enemy /s

[exasperation@lemm.ee]

I don't walk as much as you, but if someone was paying me 25 cents per step I'd probably respond to that incentive by walking way more than 10 miles a day.

[chev@lemmy.world]

Me:
4,6 seconds to make an avarage breath cycle.
About 4000 steps on an avarage day.

After 1 year I would get ~343.000 €/$ for breathing
or 365.000 €/$ for walking.

So yes it is better to get the money for walking but what if I ever lose the ability to walk but not to breath?

[omnipitaph@reddthat.com]

All of you are hilarious. YOU WIN EITHER WAY.
But all your calculations are wrong, because you can breathe fast and take small steps.

[korhaka@sopuli.xyz]

Honestly don't care which, both are far more profitable than anything I could ever realistically expect to get.

[daggermoon@lemmy.world]

Would that be taxable income?