When you don't have any Adderall

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Don't look in the closet!!

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DISCLAIMER:
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING

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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS "NOT" A SEX THING

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I was following along until the humiliation part.

That's the part about pressure cleaning - it's all about the humiliation we expect to occur, not that actually does occur.

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Damn yo. I do tend to scurryfunge a lot.

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I save my podcasts for cleaning. If I don’t have a podcast to listen to I am not cleaning.

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Works every time

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Ooor just get yourself a service sub.

Mike D.

Done this before and I'm in the process of doing it right now.

Moved in three months ago and I'm about 95% unpacked. A family member is visiting in six days and I need to complete unpacking and do a good cleaning.

Mike D.

scurryfunging

Immediately thought it was German. Damn.

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Ok I didn't say it was the best strategy, but sometimes you work with what ya got...

go $fsck yourself

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Every week you gotta:

dust all rooms
vacuum all rooms
mop rooms without carpet
cook multiple times depending on how you get organized
clean kitchen after each cooking session
do the dishes
laundry multiple times
grocery shop
iron clothes
clean the bathroom
take out the trash multiple times

Every few weeks you gotta:

wash curtains
clean the stove
clean up that closet or drawer that's full of stuff you don't know where to put
whatever else I can't think of right now

Every few months you gotta:

defrost the freezer & clean the fridge
deep clean some areas
some other things probably

Add a regular 8h job on top, add commitments (visit for someone's birthday, go out with friends etc), add some hobbies (gaming? Rock climbing? Whatever floats your boat, it still takes time)...

I would burn out faster doing all this shit than postponing my cleaning until someone visits. I try to weave in some chores between the essential stuff, but it always adds up and I need to spend a weekend catching up.

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Thanks ‍️

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I know this is a joke, but it actually works. Even if the motivator is not healthy but rather to be "presentable" to outsiders.

go $fsck yourself

Not sure why your mobile app sucks, but here you go

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I used to cycle 40km a day to get to work, do solid work hours with no distractions, get praised by my boss for my efforts, come home and spend quality time with my ex, and we'd clean the whole damn apartment every Saturday morning, basking in the afterglow of clean apartment for the rest of the weekend where we'd go for nice hikes or watch movies.

I work from home now, where I work longer hours because I'm watching cartoons at the same time which splits my focus, developing health problems because of my lack of exercise, and my lonely apartment is in dire need of TLC because of this one simple fact about myself:

I need structure, and an audience. I crave it. I will happily clean, but never for myself.

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I believe you. Sounds rough but hey, feel free to clean for us and then me what some people in old reddit worldpolitics sub after it became /b do is post about their day. This way rest of us can keep you accountable. The ex part may have some stuff to do with it but gl with that part. Shit hurts and drive ppl of the walls

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Nothing more shameful than someone walking and going "oh... okay... Not bad. To be honest, I expected worse". Like, bitch what the fuck you mean "not bad"? That's the cleanest that kitchen counter top has been in 6 months!