It was Steve
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Nobody was hurt.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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I don’t know
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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Overloaded.
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K I quit
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Time to drink
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I'm outta here
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it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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Bitch, what mess?
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Sue the engineer.
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years”
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They're getting away!
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years”
️4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
