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  • StametsS Stamets
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    "I told you."

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      Want a blowie?

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        Are these trash?

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          Shelves buckled.

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            Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

            Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)

            Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

            Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

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            Mr Boombastic

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              Nobody was hurt.

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              ...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.

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                  I don’t know

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                    Are you forkin' kidding me?

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                    • snooggumsS snooggums

                      You still have a free word!

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                      Overloaded.

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                      • StametsS Stamets
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                        K I quit

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                          Time to drink

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                            I'm outta here

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                              it wasn't me

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                              Ah, the Shaggy defense

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                                • Hey, shit happens
                                • Could be worse
                                • Whoops, wrong gear
                                • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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                                  "Pfff. Mondays, huh?"

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                                    Bitch, what mess?

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                                      Sue the engineer.

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                                        Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:

                                        “Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️

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                                          They're getting away!

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