It was Steve
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Are these trash?
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Shelves buckled.
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Nobody was hurt.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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I don’t know
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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Overloaded.
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K I quit
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Time to drink
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I'm outta here
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it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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Bitch, what mess?
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Sue the engineer.
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years”
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They're getting away!
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
