It was Steve
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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Not my problem
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Nobody was hurt.
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it wasn't me
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"I told you."
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Want a blowie?
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Are these trash?
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Shelves buckled.
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Nobody was hurt.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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I don’t know
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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Overloaded.
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K I quit
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Time to drink
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I'm outta here
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it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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