It was Steve
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
All right
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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Not my problem
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Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
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it wasn't me
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"I told you."
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Want a blowie?
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Are these trash?
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Nobody was hurt.
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I don’t know
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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Overloaded.
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K I quit
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Time to drink
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I'm outta here
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it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?