You've just crossed over into...

[obstreperouscanadian@lemmy.ca]

Exactly this. My wife and I work together, like the adults we are. Just be honest with each other.

[landless2029@lemmy.world]

I think it's healthy to argue. Just don't go to sleep angry or let it fester. It's when you start arguing about one thing and end up on another topic when you gotta watch out.

Why did you switch topics? Why didn't you tell me X thing was bothering you?

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

Like, "How dare you not submit to his every need, to the point he looked elsewhere and moved on!!!" Regardless of the facts in any situation. It had such a strong shame hold on society that you still hear of women lamenting being young divorcees

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

I hate this game, because I always try to pick their favorites lol. If they want something new, I have no idea, and we both end up upset

[gift_of_gab@lemmy.world]

[rockslayer@lemmy.world]

Oh I know a trick for that one too! Create some kind of pattern to the eating out that includes alternating on deciding a new restaurant without any input. This one works great if you do it intermittently along with the usuals

[theloweststone@lemmy.world]

Seriously, is she single? Also, please don't tell my wife that I asked.

[stevedice@sh.itjust.works]

Holy shit. Andrew Tate is on Lemmy.

[omegalemmy@discuss.online]

GET /Restaurants

[setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world]

It doesn't have to not be.

[setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world]

I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all!

[slothmama@lemmy.world]

It's mankind

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Sometimes going to sleep is the best thing for your mood. Learn how to sleep angry

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Oh no!
They gonna rock down to
ELECTRIC AVENUE

[dwindling7373@feddit.it]

Or, slightly earlier, the characterization of Socrates relationship with his wife.

[webghost0101@sopuli.xyz]

I have never seen the twilight zone but the joke is on the people who downvote me cause “the twilight zone” is exactly the term i would use to describe the limbo feeling between “knowing i will require sustenance soon” and “knowing whats for dinner”

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

"Nooooooooo!"

(sips beer) Ahh!

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

I hopped up and I said

"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"

She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?

I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'"

She's like "I heard you say 'liver!'"

I'm like "I should know what I said."

She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

[greyeyedghost@lemmy.ca]

It took a couple years to get my wife to be more assertive about this stuff. I'd just keep picking places I knew she hated until she'd make a decision.

Just the other day she turned it around on me. Asked me which of two options I wanted, I said whichever she feels like and she came back with, "No, I want to know what you want." So I laughed and gave her my preference.

[moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee]

In the show, typically something out of the ordinary would happen during the opening scene, and the narrator would foreshadow how that small thing would have major consequences before declaring that the characters had entered The Twilight Zone.

In this comic, the narrator might say something like, “Meet Mrs. Anderson, a typical American wife who’s never quite sure where she wants to eat. But after a strong craving on a fateful night, she finds her next meal in The Twilight Zone.”

Anyway, he’s smoking a cigarette, not crack.