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At the kitchen table‽

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Let her cook

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I had a neighbour, who left the windows open and seemed to play this porn over his 5.1 surround sound equipment.

Those oh's and ah's filled up the whole neighborhood ;⁠-⁠)

Pennomi

At and then ON the kitchen table.

Lexam

Get ear buds.

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Been playing Cyberpunk 2077 again to check out the new update, and I can't seem to escape the super pornographic sounding fake ads that play on TVs in the game. Which is worse; all the sounds with none of the good parts. ‍

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True enlarged genital behavior

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Like 90% of the time: Muted (or captions) >> sound on

Bad acting is less noticeable when you don’t hear the words. Plus when it’s muted you can make up your own story and avoid the step-bro, step-aunt, step-pizza-delivery-man bs

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Or, even better, headphones

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Or ear plugs, if you don't like the sound.

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and avoid the cringe step-camera-guy in the background that won't shut up

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And then panic at every sound in case someone comes home early.

Dharma Curious (he/him)

Nah, the sound is like 90% of it for me. But I don't like scripted porn, I like homemade stuff

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Or UPS, FexEx, Amazon, USPS, neighbor. I keep it on the down low no matter what.

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Then you don't hear the door when your wife comes home early.

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TASTE THE LOVE!

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Same, scripted stuff is such a turn off lol

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Fair, when the moans and emotions are real, sound is icing on the cake (I did not intend that pun but we’re leaving it)

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That's what a video doorbell is for.