If men flirted like birds

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Would you rather be lost in a strange canal with a random man or a random duck?

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#theduck

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Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

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Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

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Oh God not this debate again

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It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?

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don't be hating on white men

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I did ; on your dads wee wee.

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hair dye?

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Harder!

I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

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Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

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Nice try Elon ; we all know you like to attack strangers on the internet

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Reminds me of that "Scientifically accurate Duck Tales" animation. It's nearly impossible to find these days.

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If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

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So, so hard to find.

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I, too, strive to be offended several times a day. I really go out of my way to make it possible by taking everything I see in the most pessimistic way possible. It gives me perverse comfort go feel like a victim all the time.

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makes sense.

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Point of order aren't bird calls basically just "SEX?"

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I may be wrong, but I think a lot of birds do basically exactly that