If men flirted like birds

[vespair@lemm.ee]

You should absolutely teach science classes

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

[skyezopen@lemmy.world]

You are exactly who trump supporters imagine when they call people "triggered libs."

[toldry@lemmy.world]

i showed u my dick cloaca pls respond

[hakunawazo@lemmy.world]

[hakunawazo@lemmy.world]

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion again.

[littlebrownbird@lemmy.zip]

Eh, still better than human males.

[zink@programming.dev]

Would you rather be lost in a strange canal with a random man or a random duck?

[littlebrownbird@lemmy.zip]

#theduck

[absolutechicagodog@lemm.ee]

Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

[flocklesscrow@lemm.ee]

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

[laluzdelsol@lemmy.world]

Oh God not this debate again

[flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

don't be hating on white men

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

I did ; on your dads wee wee.

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

hair dye?

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Harder!

I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

Nice try Elon ; we all know you like to attack strangers on the internet

[deathmetal27@lemmy.world]

Reminds me of that "Scientifically accurate Duck Tales" animation. It's nearly impossible to find these days.