Root post for #monsterdon
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I cheated and watched the first few minutes to check the @monsterdon upload and I gotta say this looks like some prime dead-center #monsterdon fare
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Also I have learned that apparently the entire plot of every movie is explained in the first 3 minutes and I always miss it and have no idea whats going on, so this is jonny doing timeline cluelessness harm reduction #monsterdon
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i am yet again 6 minutes late to monsterdon and watching the intro at 2x speed but thanks to the powers of cheating and watching a little bit already i am up to speed on what meteors are #monsterdon
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thank god there's like a 5 minute montage of this guy driving around and drinking water to skip through, i'm almost back up to speed already #monsterdon
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holy hell how could they expose the rock to the flask full of SOLUTION like that every geologist knows that the only correct way to interact with unknown samples is simply to lick them and NEVER let them touch Solution #monsterdon
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i can't tell if it would be better for the rocks to have some elaborate world domination ideology or for them to just be rocks and they just turn people into rocks for no reason and there is never any antagonist at all #monsterdon
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oh hell no you get that kid to a priest you don't let a haunted ass kid like that back in the house #monsterdon
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please for the love of god let the villain of the movie be positive cleavage #monsterdon
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who is good and who is bad
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if the little girl is being turned into a rock why dont they turn to the rocks natural enemy, paper, or idk dynamite, we have options we know how to work with rocks #monsterdon
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excuse me the fuck did he say? did he just say that rock looked lifeless? like it was an obvious quality for a rock to have? and others dont look lifeless? #monsterdon
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ok which of you biochemists in the audience is gonna do a post-show lecture about all the stuff silicon does in the human body #monsterdon
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they had a perfect opening to make coffee the activating agent but they took the cowards way out and went with water #monsterdon
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so the rocks came to earth to drink all the water and eat all the silicon sure sure but when will they learn to talk and tell us what they believe #monsterdon
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jonny (good kind)replied to jonny (good kind) last edited by
The rules for movies are currently
1) Don't have a kid carry the plot
this movie has forced another rule:
2) Don't let meteorologists talk
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jonny (good kind)replied to jonny (good kind) last edited by
baby we still have 30 minutes left don't let the mid-action relief of the kid being de-rocked fool you, we're haven't even seen the rocks final form #monsterdon
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if they don't make the rocks talk or do telepathy or something they will have made a grave mistake #monsterdon
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