If men flirted like birds

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How birds actually flirt:

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It's a drawing, not a statistical representation of the population.
How do you even know it's not the same guy?

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I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

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Corkscrew penis is what it's called at least in Germany and I think this is pretty accurate...

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Get a grip

AItoothbrush

Second and third one kinda happens even if on a smaller scale

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First also happens but in a later stage of the relationship. How many marriage have failed because of a reno project that halted progress for years.

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You got me interested, you gotta share more.

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I mean successful men flirt like this actually

cally [he/they]

It's the same guy in the panels

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Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners.

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You should absolutely teach science classes

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Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

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You are exactly who trump supporters imagine when they call people "triggered libs."

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i showed u my ~~dick~~ cloaca pls respond

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Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion again.

LittleBrownBird

Eh, still better than human males.

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Would you rather be lost in a strange canal with a random man or a random duck?

LittleBrownBird

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