If men flirted like birds

[afallinganvil@lemmy.ca]

Caveat Emptor my friend

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

.........rip your inbox.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Daaaaaaaamn. This should be a horror movie concept. A group of college students on campus hear stories of wild orgies down by the lake.

The ones who investigate and participate enter a world of pain. An orgy so hardcore, body hair gets ripped off, and you're lucky to make it out alive.

Like Freddie Kruger, but horny!

[remotelove@lemmy.ca]

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

You can't just leave out the most important part!

The ducks' dicks, which are surprisingly long and twisting, will forcefully and rapidly grow inside the female. I can only imagine the pain and the struggle. This has led to an evolutionary arms race between the sexes, where females have evolved dead-ends in their vaginas in an effort to curb impregnation from rape.

Isn't nature wonderful?

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

i like how
men = white

[southsamurai@sh.itjust.works]

Ummmm, who's going to tell them?

[godric@lemmy.world]

How birds actually flirt:

[solumbran@lemmy.world]

It's a drawing, not a statistical representation of the population.
How do you even know it's not the same guy?

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

[comfortableraspberry@feddit.org]

Corkscrew penis is what it's called at least in Germany and I think this is pretty accurate...

[nythos@sh.itjust.works]

Get a grip

[ai_toothbrush@lemmy.zip]

Second and third one kinda happens even if on a smaller scale

[skunkworkz@lemmy.world]

First also happens but in a later stage of the relationship. How many marriage have failed because of a reno project that halted progress for years.

[wabafee@lemmy.world]

You got me interested, you gotta share more.

[vga@sopuli.xyz]

I mean successful men flirt like this actually

[callyral@pawb.social]

It's the same guy in the panels

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners.

[vespair@lemm.ee]

You should absolutely teach science classes

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.