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As someone a fair bit older, I'll share what I know.

There are no adults. Just teenagers in slowly decaying bodies.

No one really knows what is going on.

Politics is still at the level of high school.

You'll do daft stuff until the day you die.

It's quite glorious.

Brahvim Bhaktvatsal

*bay-blades

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Does tap water have caffeine now?

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Just yell at me to get off your lawn already and go back inside and have your metamucil, grandpa.

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lol Logan Paul wins some kind of award for being one of the few entities on the planet worse than Amazon.

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Probably getting the out of date unsold stock from Dollar Tree.

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Almost certainly in trace amounts. Cocaine and semen too.

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It tastes exactly like liquid jello. One of the worst things I've ever tasted. Definitely not forgettable.

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Drinks with drugs (yes, sugar and caffeine are drugs. Fight me) targeted at children.

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They put THC in drink form now too

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i still sleep like shit unfortunately...

I blame carrying the weight of a failing humanity on my shoulders. Darned sociology ruining my life!

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Same. First time trying because they were insanely cheap. They're also disgusting. Way too much fake sugar.

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i mean you can order Prime using Prime, but Prime is not Prime.

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That seems counterproductive for an energy drink.

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I tried a Prime once and it was fucking nasty.

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Honestly I'm starting to forget what feeling like a kid was like. I'm 30 and yeah I don't have all the answers and shit, but my teenage years were defined by an internal conflict I resolved in college, my relationship with my parents (one died when I was in college the other disowned me when I was in college), and high school.

My college years were defined by the wild shit my previous sentence said I went through at that time, as well as my studies, financial and housing struggles, and a relationship that ended less than a year after I graduated, and I moved away from my hometown after college.

I'm 30, I'm married, I've continued growing as a person my whole life and have no intent to stop now, my financial struggles are those of an adult of my generation with a decent career. I don't really have any of the same problems I had as a kid except like my health and disability issues. Sometimes I have traumatic flashbacks to my teenage years but I haven't had one in years. My interests have even matured. Sure I still don't have all the answers, but anyone who says they do is lying to you and possibly themselves, and they may be trying to take advantage of you. I'm not a kid pretending to be an adult, I'm a person, and it turns out kids are too.