...

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Worse, Logan Paul. There's a silver lining though, they're currently fending lawsuits over PFAS contamination and way too much caffeine.

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Life your best life and hope you don't have cardiac issues

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Sounds like Booty Sweat energy drinks and Busta Nut bars, which apparently were actual things in relation to promoting Tropic Thunder.

[ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca]

I only knew about Prime drink because they claimed to not be selling in Canada in defence to having over the legal limit of caffeine

They said all the retailers were smuggling them in from the US because of how popular it is

[moody@lemmings.world]

It's all crap targeted at children that came out when you were already well into your teens.

[baggachipz@sh.itjust.works]

Oh, like the Power Rangers… cool thanks!

[adam_y@lemmy.world]

As someone a fair bit older, I'll share what I know.

There are no adults. Just teenagers in slowly decaying bodies.

No one really knows what is going on.

Politics is still at the level of high school.

You'll do daft stuff until the day you die.

It's quite glorious.

[brahvim@lemmy.kde.social]

*bay-blades

[takumidesh@lemmy.world]

Does tap water have caffeine now?

[psycho_driver@lemmy.world]

Just yell at me to get off your lawn already and go back inside and have your metamucil, grandpa.

[psycho_driver@lemmy.world]

lol Logan Paul wins some kind of award for being one of the few entities on the planet worse than Amazon.

[psycho_driver@lemmy.world]

Probably getting the out of date unsold stock from Dollar Tree.

[psycho_driver@lemmy.world]

Almost certainly in trace amounts. Cocaine and semen too.

[stevedice@sh.itjust.works]

It tastes exactly like liquid jello. One of the worst things I've ever tasted. Definitely not forgettable.

[stevedice@sh.itjust.works]

Drinks with drugs (yes, sugar and caffeine are drugs. Fight me) targeted at children.

[moseschrute@lemmy.world]

They put THC in drink form now too

[killingtimeitself@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

i still sleep like shit unfortunately...

I blame carrying the weight of a failing humanity on my shoulders. Darned sociology ruining my life!

[webhead@lemmy.world]

Same. First time trying because they were insanely cheap. They're also disgusting. Way too much fake sugar.

[empireoflove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

i mean you can order Prime using Prime, but Prime is not Prime.

[stevedice@sh.itjust.works]

That seems counterproductive for an energy drink.