Behold currently!
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Maybe this is how the bible was written, rewritten and evolved over time.
Nope. But it is sometimes in how it is interpreted, and translated.
We have biblical manuscripts that date back past 100 BC. Can't rewrite something which we have original manuscripts of.
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Legit new testament facts
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You say that as if there wasn't plenty of time before 100 BC for the stories to evolve.
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Like when sweat slides between your cheeks
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There is not much good translatiors
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Or that translations that are still in circulation don't translate the original manuscripts (cough cough KJV)
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This is fun creative writing but entirely false.
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Also why are people falling for this lol it's actually kind of racist, like, look how archaic the Arabic language is! Like... No? A regular translation would just yield regular language... And then... Regular modern vernacular when translated back.. people be fuckin stupid.
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Behold! The years begin coming, and they do not cease from coming!
Sounds like something Dr Weird would say if he ever had an evil plan that involved reciting poetry.
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Aramaic is an ancient language used by some Middle Eastern cultures which reached its peak usage during the height of the Roman Empire. It is not the modern Arabic language.
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sigh
Look man. I'm pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It's like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.
We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.
Let us have our fun, alright?
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Acquire your wages!
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Hmmmmmm, well that certainly tracks with human behavior. Kind of like how there was a meme that the earth was flat. Nobody actually BELIEVED it. It was just a funny joke to explain why sailors would come in, and then sail off, and you'd never see that sailor again.
So, ha ha, funny meme, earth is flat.
Then hundreds of years later, people discovered that people "used to believe the earth was flat". Wow. What stupid people those guys were hundreds of years ago, huh?
Then it gets discovered nobody ACTUALLY believed that.....but they do NOW. You know. Currently. AFTER we've been to space, and photographed the planet while not currently being on said planet. Only AFTER space travel did people revisit the earth being flat, and seriously unironically believe that.
So I can't believe ANY of the bullshit IN the bible. But I can totally believe it began as a meme, got out of control, and now it's just "fact" to some people.
...........and by "some people" I mean gullible morons.
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>thinks Aramaic is the same as Arabic
I hate it when I accidentally do a racism when accusing others of doing racism
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Or come up with a new version (cough cough Koran)
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Ah, I read incorrectly my mistake. Still fake as fuck tho.
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Threw it into some shitty online ai translator since google translate doesn’t support aramaic and used the same one to translate it back. Here’s what it spit out (no formatting because fuck you I don’t want to)
Once someone told me, the world is destined to turn, I am not wise in stone tools. She appeared foolish, with her finger pointing to a 'L' on her forehead. Yet the years begin to come and do not halt, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go, you won’t shine if you don’t take care. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. It is a fine place, and they say it will cool down; you are now wrapped, wait until you mature. But the mighty meteors think otherwise, according to the hole in the dualistic picture. The ice we slide on is very thin, the waters are enclosing and you must swim. My world is on fire; what about you? Thus, I love it and do not tire. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon) (Go, go, go to the moon). Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. And all that glistens is gold, only falling stars; someone once asked, 'Can you leave me a bit of coal? I need to escape this place.' I said, 'Yes, what an idea, I need a bit of fuel.' And we all need a little change. So, the years begin to come and do not stop, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go (go!) you won’t shine if not...
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This is honestly just as good as the original post
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Ok let's do it for real then:
Someone once said to me, "I have to go to the capital of the house, and please do not be wise for the vessel of the Beita. She said, "Wise, with a finger and a ram." B'Tselem 'L' on her forehead.
Well, the years draw and don't always stop
Full of rules and I'm on the road
There is no point in living without joy
Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened
There's a lot to do, a lot to see
What's wrong with taking the hidden alleys?
You won't know if you won't go
You will not shine if you do not shineOh now, you are a star god
Take the game, prepare a player
Oh now, you're a rock star
Make a show, take a salary
