Behold currently!
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Maybe this is how the bible was written, rewritten and evolved over time.
It just started out as some young obnoxious guy with a lute making mad music in ancient Mesopotamia. Everyone panned his music, then after he died, someone translated it to a new language, a few hundred years go by and it got translated again, then a few hundred years went by and it got translated again and after the fourth translation, we end up with the first book of Genesis.
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the streets of the backside
Appallingly good translation there
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Maybe this is how the bible was written, rewritten and evolved over time.
Nope. But it is sometimes in how it is interpreted, and translated.
We have biblical manuscripts that date back past 100 BC. Can't rewrite something which we have original manuscripts of.
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Legit new testament facts
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You say that as if there wasn't plenty of time before 100 BC for the stories to evolve.
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Like when sweat slides between your cheeks
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There is not much good translatiors
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Or that translations that are still in circulation don't translate the original manuscripts (cough cough KJV)
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This is fun creative writing but entirely false.
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Also why are people falling for this lol it's actually kind of racist, like, look how archaic the Arabic language is! Like... No? A regular translation would just yield regular language... And then... Regular modern vernacular when translated back.. people be fuckin stupid.
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Behold! The years begin coming, and they do not cease from coming!
Sounds like something Dr Weird would say if he ever had an evil plan that involved reciting poetry.
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Aramaic is an ancient language used by some Middle Eastern cultures which reached its peak usage during the height of the Roman Empire. It is not the modern Arabic language.
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sigh
Look man. I'm pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It's like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.
We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.
Let us have our fun, alright?
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Hmmmmmm, well that certainly tracks with human behavior. Kind of like how there was a meme that the earth was flat. Nobody actually BELIEVED it. It was just a funny joke to explain why sailors would come in, and then sail off, and you'd never see that sailor again.
So, ha ha, funny meme, earth is flat.
Then hundreds of years later, people discovered that people "used to believe the earth was flat". Wow. What stupid people those guys were hundreds of years ago, huh?
Then it gets discovered nobody ACTUALLY believed that.....but they do NOW. You know. Currently. AFTER we've been to space, and photographed the planet while not currently being on said planet. Only AFTER space travel did people revisit the earth being flat, and seriously unironically believe that.
So I can't believe ANY of the bullshit IN the bible. But I can totally believe it began as a meme, got out of control, and now it's just "fact" to some people.
...........and by "some people" I mean gullible morons.
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>thinks Aramaic is the same as Arabic
I hate it when I accidentally do a racism when accusing others of doing racism
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Or come up with a new version (cough cough Koran)
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Ah, I read incorrectly my mistake. Still fake as fuck tho.
