You've discovered the forbidden cuts [beetlemoses]

[steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works]

The barber had to hide the drip
Hair cuts

[crazi_man@lemm.ee]

"I'll have the growing out of the nose, but please make it a duck on top and mullet in the back"

[molten_moron@lemmings.world]

I'm sorry, that's growing into the nose, and it costs extra.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Go to the barber and ask 'im for the Friar Tuck Special.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Just like In-N-Out, there’s a secret menu.

Barber: “What’ll it be?”

Me: “Give me a double-double!”

audible gasps

[tacosocks@infosec.pub]

It gives me Homer choking Bart vibes.

[mozingo@lemmy.world]

So you get the least secret hair cut? What is that like a high and tight?

[stupidcasey@lemmy.world]

I don’t think anyone noticed the shadow of the barber strangling the guy.

[swordinstone@lemmy.world]

you are wrong then

[shapillon@lemmy.world]

I didn't and am glad this was pointed out.

[swordinstone@lemmy.world]

yeah, still, the term "no-one noticed the shadow" is wrong

[baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de]

it’s not meant literally or absolutely (despite looking like it might)