You've discovered the forbidden cuts [beetlemoses]

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

14 is actually very similar to my uncle's hair. He wears a mustache, but it doesn't grow hair right the middle. He also keeps sideburns that almost meet up with his mustache, but not quite. He also refused to trim his nose hair, and it constantly has snot in it.

He's not my favorite uncle.

[egrets@lemmy.world]

Agreed. I mean, it's just a mullet, but you're not wrong.

[steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works]

The barber had to hide the drip
Hair cuts

[crazi_man@lemm.ee]

"I'll have the growing out of the nose, but please make it a duck on top and mullet in the back"

[molten_moron@lemmings.world]

I'm sorry, that's growing into the nose, and it costs extra.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Go to the barber and ask 'im for the Friar Tuck Special.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Just like In-N-Out, there’s a secret menu.

Barber: “What’ll it be?”

Me: “Give me a double-double!”

audible gasps

[tacosocks@infosec.pub]

It gives me Homer choking Bart vibes.

[mozingo@lemmy.world]

So you get the least secret hair cut? What is that like a high and tight?

[stupidcasey@lemmy.world]

I don’t think anyone noticed the shadow of the barber strangling the guy.

[swordinstone@lemmy.world]

you are wrong then

[shapillon@lemmy.world]

I didn't and am glad this was pointed out.

[swordinstone@lemmy.world]

yeah, still, the term "no-one noticed the shadow" is wrong

[baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de]

it’s not meant literally or absolutely (despite looking like it might)