Dude, just do the dishes!

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Are these new skidmarks?

Karyoplasma

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Aftermath

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

After surgery (October 31st)

New brace (14 days after)

Today

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I would not want to eat off this guy’s cast iron lol

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Truly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j

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Plastic plates?

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Plastic plates?

www.ecosia.org/images?addon=opensearch&q=plastic+…

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It’s an enchanted plate.

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But did it make less noise?

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This guy definitely puts his cast iron in the dishwasher

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So… not washing plates is disgusting but not washing a frying pan is seasoning?

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Not washing a frying pan is also disgusting. The seasoning on a cast iron pan is a layer of polymerised oil for a non-stick layer, not stuff left from previous food

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Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

Karyoplasma

Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.

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English-1•

Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

Sure, I didn’t get the joke…that’s why I posted that link below to pictures of various types of plastic plates. It is you who in fact didn’t get it. Yes, there are disposable single use plastic plates AND there are also plastic plates which you wash. SEE LINK BELOW!

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Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

Sure, I didn’t get the joke. It is you who in fact didn’t get it. Yes, there are disposable single use plastic plates AND there are also plastic plates which you wash.

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Are you telling me to just waste bacon fat?! I always just leave the pan on high after I’m done cooking. As you are supposed to. It’s called baking the seasoning on the pan. The oil in the bacon attaches to the older bacon oil, and makes the other food you cook taste better!

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how often have the neighbors called the fire department on you this week?

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He only called… Wait, How did you know my neighbour called the fire department?!

Radioactive Butthole

The layers of oil bind to each other with layers of carbon, which do indeed come from the food you cook.

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While pedantically you’re correct, subjectively it’s needlessly misleading to imply that a substance that’s been reduced to the point that it’s nearly a pure element is somehow still the original substance.