Dude, just do the dishes!

[freedymx@lemmy.world]

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[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Wash your cast iron!

[superkret@feddit.org]

That’s not how seasoning works at all.
Clean your pan!!

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

I guess some people on the bus are seasoning their…uhhhh…body, I guess. You can smell them from 20 feet away.

[djdarren@thelemmy.club]

This is just gatekeeping seasoning and I won’t stand for it (while getting e-coli from my unwashed dishes).

[bstix@feddit.dk]

Are these new skidmarks?

[karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de]

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Aftermath

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

After surgery (October 31st)

New brace (14 days after)

Today

[camr_on@lemmy.world]

I would not want to eat off this guy’s cast iron lol

[lumidaub@feddit.org]

Truly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j

[anunusualrelic@lemmy.world]

Plastic plates?

[qualeyj@lemmy.world]

Plastic plates?

www.ecosia.org/images?addon=opensearch&q=plastic+…

[lanik2000@lemmy.world]

It’s an enchanted plate.

[nelots@lemm.ee]

But did it make less noise?

[shortstack@reddthat.com]

This guy definitely puts his cast iron in the dishwasher

[riodoro1@lemmy.world]

So… not washing plates is disgusting but not washing a frying pan is seasoning?

[vaionko@sopuli.xyz]

Not washing a frying pan is also disgusting. The seasoning on a cast iron pan is a layer of polymerised oil for a non-stick layer, not stuff left from previous food

[ryedaft@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

[karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de]

Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.

[freedymx@lemmy.world]

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Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

Sure, I didn’t get the joke…that’s why I posted that link below to pictures of various types of plastic plates. It is you who in fact didn’t get it. Yes, there are disposable single use plastic plates AND there are also plastic plates which you wash. SEE LINK BELOW!

[freedymx@lemmy.world]

Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn’t get since they used this title) is that it’s a disposable, single use plate.

Sure, I didn’t get the joke. It is you who in fact didn’t get it. Yes, there are disposable single use plastic plates AND there are also plastic plates which you wash.