In today's progesteroney nightmare, Melon responded to the outrage about wives admitting to pollsters that they wouldn't tell their husbands who they would vote for by founding a polling agency that contacted a selection of 1500 housewives, asked them ...

[gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@riley you means like litteral nightmare? Like bad dream?

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@riley I thought this was real until I got to the bit about spinning the palantir fast enough.

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@riley "a group of anonymous furries" doing skulduggery seems normal these days

[riley@toot.cat]

@gkrnours Yep.

[riley@toot.cat]

@ryanc That's almost certainly a reference to spinning black holes, which may possibly allow wormholes to exist.

[riley@toot.cat]

@ryanc It's kind of necessary, now that it's quite predictable that the GOPniks will try to create anti-furry hatred as soon as its plan of spreading anti-trans hatred will collapse. If furries will be a sufficiently major political power by then, they might decide to pick on somebody with less power.

Like enbies. :blobcatsad:

[riley@toot.cat]

@gkrnours In the real life, Melon's current main skulduggery direction seems to be promoting "Progress 2028", a fictitious list of policy propositions calibrated to rub eager MAGAts the wrong way.

In a better world, Dark Kamala would pick a couple of them up once she's president, and argue that she will be only doing it to "trigger the cons". In our world, they're, alas, all ridiculous and unplausible.

Progress 2028’s deceptive ads about Harris’ policies

A conservative group supporting former President Donald Trump spent $350,000 on Facebook and Instagram ads in the final

@politifact (www.politifact.com)

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@riley furries can just turn off the internet if sufficiently angered, they don't need political power

[riley@toot.cat]

@ryanc But consider Evil Overlord List #150:

I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@riley I need to reread the evil overlord list now that I'm moved into my lair.