Help me craft the shitpostiest of shitposts when I get to announce my new job on LinkedIn (I’m going to work at an aquarium on their tech team).
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Help me craft the shitpostiest of shitposts when I get to announce my new job on LinkedIn (I’m going to work at an aquarium on their tech team).
Here’s what I came up with.
- in 2014 I was named one of the top women in fintech. Today, I return to FINtech
- I’m going to have a whale of a time
- I’ve found the porpoise of life -
Advanced Persistent Teapotreplied to Adrianna Tan last edited by
@skinnylatte
- this is the right plaice for me
- my new job is good for the sole
- I'm joining the sea-suite -
Adrianna Tanreplied to Advanced Persistent Teapot last edited by
@http_error_418 ahahahahaa so good
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What's the plaice you're working at?
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@isol ahaha
Monterey bay aquarium
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@isol ahahaha
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@isol we do sell a ‘Hola Mola’ t shirt
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Advanced Persistent Teapotreplied to Adrianna Tan last edited by
@skinnylatte I was made for this
- I'm a orca-holic
- I went for this role because I'm a krill-seeker -
Adrianna Tanreplied to Adrianna Tan last edited by [email protected]
WOW so many puns. You all love puns.
‘After floundering a little bit looking for my porpoise in life, I’ve found my sole again. There is a plaice for me in a school of work that combines technology and care for the world around us. Not just in the Sea-Suite. In otter news…’
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a spookier jr conlinreplied to Adrianna Tan last edited by
Not bad, I suppose that you could also say you were lured by an attractive offer, so you took that bait and switched.
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Adrianna Tanreplied to a spookier jr conlin last edited by
@jrconlin omg
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Ok so there are people there whose jobs it is to make puns all day.
I am going to try to meet them
