Help me craft the shitpostiest of shitposts when I get to announce my new job on LinkedIn (I’m going to work at an aquarium on their tech team).

[isol@mastodon.au]

@skinnylatte

What's the plaice you're working at?

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

@isol ahaha

Monterey bay aquarium

[isol@mastodon.au]

@skinnylatte

Please tell me that someone graffitied "a" over every vowel in "Monterey"

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

@isol ahahaha

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

@isol we do sell a ‘Hola Mola’ t shirt

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@skinnylatte I was made for this
- I'm a orca-holic
- I went for this role because I'm a krill-seeker

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

WOW so many puns. You all love puns.

‘After floundering a little bit looking for my porpoise in life, I’ve found my sole again. There is a plaice for me in a school of work that combines technology and care for the world around us. Not just in the Sea-Suite. In otter news…’

[jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com]

@skinnylatte

Not bad, I suppose that you could also say you were lured by an attractive offer, so you took that bait and switched.

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

@jrconlin omg

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

Ok so there are people there whose jobs it is to make puns all day.

I am going to try to meet them

https://www.tumblr.com/montereybayaquarium