trying not to have my eyes roll out of my head and immediately die, not from the eye thing, but from boredom and distaste the moment I read anything to do with "business" in a job description
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@[email protected] "So, do you need a picture of my bookshelf to prove that I don't own a dictionary, or... what's the deal here."
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@aud very easy to drum up a shit talking russian voice in my head
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@[email protected] ME TOO
I love the accents
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This other job application has an option to upload a photo of yourself and says, "Having a profile photo makes your application more noticeable." and while scrolling for a headshot I found the sexy Elliot Gould and Grover TV guide cover and I gotta admit, I'm half tempted to upload it.
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PLEASE STOP ME FROM DOING THIS
I went to the phone number part to distract me from doing this
BUT IT'S STILL IN MY HEAD -
AUDREY DO NOT UPLOAD THE SEXY ELLIOT GOULD AND GROVER TV GUIDE COVER PHOTO AS YOUR HEADSHOT
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I MEAN
it would make it noticeable
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@aud Oh man. They should bring back jobs ads that are just "must do <x> for money". These modern ones always expect you to lie about extremely weird shit, just so that some manager can get off...
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this is to a German company
what is the response going to be
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@[email protected]
SLEEVES? DOWN
MAKING IT? SLEAZY
FEELING? SHAME
LEARNING? DONE
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In this regards, German companies do not have any humor.
Actually I mean, German companies don't have any humor at all.
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@aud for a second I thought that was Grover hanging out with Trent Reznor
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@[email protected] fuck, dream photoshoot
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LOL. Let us know how this worked out. I really wish it does work out well.
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