I want a modulator laptop with no soul.
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@depereo computers are slow enough already, I don't want to make them slower by shoving graphics over the network
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@foone I have a significantly worse idea for the display, a pair of glasses set up with micro projectors (the tiny displays for other eye based displays) set up with lenses and on a pair of glasses with a black bg. Effectively a wearable display but not transparent, eliminating most of the issues with them and introducing new fun and interesting problems like:
having a fragile collection of wires lenses and displays on your face in bed,
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@foone and the age old standard problem of: parts cost way too much.
Probably with a dash of a decent chance of eye damage if you fuck up the brightness, but hey if you could make it you can free up the lap space to: just a keyboard with either trackpad or some kind of mouse and you can use it from positions you can't use a laptop from from.
But I did say it was a worse idea before laying it infront of you.
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@Maddyflen have you seen Zack Freedman's heads-up-display work?
Here's part 3, which links to the previous 2 parts:
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A few people pointed out LapDocks and these things are weird.
See this? There's no smarts in the laptop. The phone is the smarts. That's just a screen and keyboard.
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I'll have to see if I can find one of these that has a non-shit keyboard and if I can get it to hook up with a Real Computer
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because let me tell you, after 6 months of being mostly bedridden, the last thing I want is more fucking phone
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@[email protected] X11’s time has finally arrived
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@aud NO.
NO NETWORKS.computers are already Too Fucking Slow, I do not want anything that uses a network to add even one microsecond of additional latency
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A [email protected] shared this topic
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My NexDock keyboard is not amazing, so I can't vouch for it on that merit.
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@[email protected] ohhh! yes, I see
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@foone Would a better laptop with a decent keyboard solve this all? Maybe a thunderbolt egpu?
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@TechTangents yeah it seems most of these lapdocks are just using knock-off macbook keyboards, which are Not Exactly Good (at least for my (programming) needs).
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@Novyx yes it would. unfortunately, money.
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@Novyx though it only mostly solves it: I need
1. power
2. good keyboard
3. less weightand those are hard to do if the whole thing has to live in the same box. Thus my thinking that I really just need a portable display + keyboard.
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maybe I'll hollow out a dead thinkpad with a decent keyboard and turn it into just a USB keyboard+remote display.
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laptop keyboards are a crime against man and god
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Foone's law:
Of course 90% of laptop keyboards are shit.
90% of all keyboards are shit. -
if I see that engraved on a mechanical keyboard I'm going to beat the creator with a model-M. I'm mainly thinking of mechanical keyboards in the "shit" category.
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why do so many of these have batteries in them. Are they supposed to charge the connected device?
