@purple I don't follow the logic, but I like where your head is at

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] 1 tornado, 2 bottle

@healyn And that doesn't even take into account the success of things like the Blue Man Group and Sonic the Hedgehog

@healyn All these years we've been waiting for the joke that will knock out Donald Trump. But you know. No pressure

@[email protected] I dunno, that sounds like they are endorsing you when you think about it. just gotta change your perspective

There are Republican campaign operatives in the NYC area whose only job is to try to find unflattering pictures of Alexandria Ocasio-CortezIt doesn't work. She's hot. Just call her a commie or some shit and move on

@[email protected] “talkin’ ‘bout his coke is our boy healyn,it’s alright bruh I won’t go-a-squealing”

In the home stretch on this US Presidential election, it's important to remember the only way to gain votes is scolding people for having principles

@healyn I just tell the kids who come to the door "wouldn't you be happier smoking drugs?" And they're always like "I never thought of that"

Going "Chigurh" style at a 7-11 while trying to buy a Slim JimME: [flipping a coin] Call itGUY AT THE REGISTER: You can just swipe, or scan your card on the thing right thereME: Is cash better, or...what's easier for you?

@healyn You can imagine a timeline where that moment when the woman hands him the camera so he can take a picture of her with the guy from “Yogi Bear 3-D” is the moment when Elon Musk lost his mind

@purple haha yea me neither lol

@[email protected] I know I'm mildly breaking character here but I would like to set every single golf course in the world on fire.

@Taweret @healyn And yet just four years later we had this. Coincidence???https://blog.adafruit.com/2023/08/23/the-computer-which-has-a-dedicated-pizza-key-on-its-keyboard-keyboards-vintagecomputing-lazygamereviews/

@healyn Big news if you’re a douchebag in the year 1998

@[email protected] that's between you and the demon masquerading as a bartender, buddy. not my problem. sides, if you're too drunk to remember the details, how you gonna finish that novel?don't take the job if you can't handle it. god.