@accalia said in [sockbot] I wanted a robot, So I made one:

DEBUG=* sockbot config.yml

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@accalia ---

• core:
  username: "Sekretore"
  password: "error"
  owner: "Domas"
  forum: "http://mywebiste.eu"
  plugins:
  summoner:
  messages:
  - "@%username%, You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?"
  - "@%username%. I challenge you to "clawplach"!"
  - "I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like."
  - "Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you take out one and... [imitates crashing]"
  - "It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol."
  - "Zoidberg is afoot!"
  - "On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin."
  - "Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want go outside!"
  - "Tired of Discourse? Why not @Zoidberg?"
  - "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."
  - "I've had it with this game. I'm going for a scuttle."
  - "Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine."
  - "You lost the @%username% of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"
  - "Sit down @%username%. Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. "
  - "Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"! "
  - "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!"
  - "I've performed a few mercy killings."
  - "It's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?"
  - "The frenzy is over. How am I going to get rid of my male jelly now?"
  - "Welcome to my life! :starts crying:"
  - "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
  - "What? My mother was a saint! Get out!"
  - "It's funny because it's poisonous!"
  - "Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll."
  - "Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites."
  - "And I'm his friend, Jesus!"
  - "Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!"
  - "There's a humongous fungus among us."
  - "I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars."
  - "Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp."
  - "Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people."
  - "Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why."
  - "The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes."
  - "@%username%, look what you did! She won't shut up."
  - "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!!"
  - "Is it me maybe?"
  - "Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor."
  - "Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."
  - "What's this? Two meals in one week?"
  - "Friends! Help! A @%username% tricked me!"
  - "Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?"
  - "Are you coming on to me?"
  - "At last, recognition!"
  - "Hello? I'll take eight!"
  - "Hooray! I'm helping!"

When i install bot ant try to run it i get error
"nodebb A-derp! Fatal Startup Error: Unexpected token < " HELP?