Latest posts made by Domas Vileikis
RE: [sockbot] I wanted a robot, So I made one
- "@%username%, You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?"
- "@%username%. I challenge you to "clawplach"!"
- "I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like."
- "Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you take out one and... [imitates crashing]"
- "It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol."
- "Zoidberg is afoot!"
- "On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin."
- "Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want go outside!"
- "Tired of Discourse? Why not @Zoidberg?"
- "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."
- "I've had it with this game. I'm going for a scuttle."
- "Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine."
- "You lost the @%username% of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"
- "Sit down @%username%. Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. "
- "Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"! "
- "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!"
- "I've performed a few mercy killings."
- "It's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?"
- "The frenzy is over. How am I going to get rid of my male jelly now?"
- "Welcome to my life! :starts crying:"
- "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
- "What? My mother was a saint! Get out!"
- "It's funny because it's poisonous!"
- "Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll."
- "Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites."
- "And I'm his friend, Jesus!"
- "Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!"
- "There's a humongous fungus among us."
- "I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars."
- "Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp."
- "Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people."
- "Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why."
- "The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes."
- "@%username%, look what you did! She won't shut up."
- "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!!"
- "Is it me maybe?"
- "Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor."
- "Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."
- "What's this? Two meals in one week?"
- "Friends! Help! A @%username% tricked me!"
- "Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?"
- "Are you coming on to me?"
- "At last, recognition!"
- "Hello? I'll take eight!"
- "Hooray! I'm helping!"