Good luck with your IQ test today America!

@deborahh @dgar My Mom's mince pie (and tarts, yum) contained suet. Having said that, “mincemeat” is misleading. For my wife, a Kiwi who spent years in Australia, “mincemeat” means ground beef.

@n3wjack @dgar Then the scientist who theorized about the Single Electron Universe gets all excited.

@dgarWho you calling odd? @SnowshadowII @Tribear

@dgar we found the solution decades ago, the west didn't like it.

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The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

@dgar Maybe they do, but we simply don’t understand spider communication.

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Happy Wombat Day.#WombatDay

The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is only ever a whim away.#EarwormSharingIsCaring

The local grocery store is called Mamas and Papas. I don’t buy their salad because all the leaves are brown.#EarwormSharingIsCaring

First, they came for the journalists, and I didn’t speak out, for I was not a journalist.We don’t know what happened next. Nobody was reporting it.

They were like “bear with me” and they didn’t even have a bear with them.

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@dgar How to write good:g o o d ️

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

The adjective for metal is metallic.Not so for iron, which is ironic.

@dgar I remember one like this with plastic pegs in it where you tried to get the rings on the pegs. Just engaging enough to keep you occupied in the car for about 10 minutes.