A pair of cows talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” says the other cow. “Makes me glad I’m a duck.”
A pair of cows talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” says the other cow. “Makes me glad I’m a duck.”
I phoned my wife and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home, she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.”
~ Unnamed Whiterun Guard
"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."
~ Douglas Adams
I hung out at The Troll’s Head today in #Valheim. @skyfire747 kept busy and made some troll friends.
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
~ Terry Pratchett
Caption this.
Top 10 Binary Numbers!
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Oh, I forgot to mention… that guitar bit right after the first verse is supposed to be accompanied by an interpretive dance, if that helps.
All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar
*3rd place in #Fedivision2024
Google is 26 years old today, and has turned into a real douchebag.
*laughs in duck
Any country that implements a Universal Basic Income, Universal Healthcare, and free public education, is sending the message that if you are a citizen of that country, you will not live in poverty.
Could you imagine the cost savings of eliminating poverty?
I bet Microsoft could make a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t suck.
@skyfire747 and I pulled carts around tonight. If you have yet to play #Valheim, this is something you do in the game. Resources need to be harvested, collected, and transported. And it’s a lot more fun than it sounds. And chill. I’ve said it before - Valheim is a #Cozy game. So here are some screenshots of us pulling carts.
The real story is in the #AltText
wtf is an acronym
I saw a microbiologist today.
Much bigger than I expected.
Some shots of our adventures in #Valheim
@skyfire747 and I have a humble little starter base in #Valheim. We defeated Eikthyr and cleared out a burial chamber!
It feels like a #Valheim kind of afternoon.
Time to be Bjorn again!
~ SpikedMath (spikedmath.com)