Good luck with your IQ test today America!

Meanwhile in #Australia

#MeanwhileInAustralia

Quantum entanglement explained:

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

@si_irini
*remember: It’s okay to vote Harris and say you voted Trump. No-one has to know who you voted for. Stay safe! 🫶

@SnowshadowII @Tribear
We sometimes get the odd Canadian.

@SnowshadowII @StrangeCulprits
I was certain it’s a duck.
It looks like a duck.
It sounds like a duck…

We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but we're getting warmer.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Imagine if spiders screamed whenever they saw a human…

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Happy Wombat Day.
#WombatDay

The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is only ever a whim away.

#EarwormSharingIsCaring

The local grocery store is called Mamas and Papas.

I don’t buy their salad because all the leaves are brown.

#EarwormSharingIsCaring

First, they came for the journalists, and I didn’t speak out, for I was not a journalist.

We don’t know what happened next. Nobody was reporting it.

They were like “bear with me” and they didn’t even have a bear with them.

How to write good.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. One should never generalize.
6. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Sentence fragments? Eliminate.
9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
11. Who needs rhetorical questions?