Sometimes you have make tough choices.

@Ashedryden @daswarkeinhuhn @catsalad nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(with optional “slips below the gumline” powerup)

@catsalad Teaching my cat Swift so they can make their own human translator app(note: the video title shows up here in Korean, but there are English captions)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7zFHg1W6mA

@catsalad Elliot Alderson from Mr. Robot. Idk, I have a soft spot for gritty noir stuff.

@yetzt @catsalad the IMB thinkPat is also great

@catsalad @jerry hell yes. Bonus points for critical areas of your app like billing

Understanding Engineer Speak Event Descriptions⁠:High Impedance Air Gap ⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠Kinetic Disassembly ⩵ It blew up⁠Organic Grounding ⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠Percussive Maintenance ⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠Thermal Reconfiguring ⩵ It melted⁠

@david_chisnall Yeah, that's a little too much on the evil side, even for me.

In case you are unfamiliar, @haveibeenpwned is a very useful service that @troyhunt started 11 years ago and monitors the many, many data breaches that continually happen. I definitely recommend checking it out.https://haveibeenpwned.com

Should call it "How many times has some shitty corp let my PII be breached THIS year?"@catsalad @haveibeenpwned

"So how many unread books do you have on your shelf?"Me⁠: *proudly* Ha! I've read almost all of them."Okay, but what about your ebooks?"Me⁠:

@[email protected] my woke admins refuse to allow me to add the pregger ball amber

Ilya also made this meme redrawing which looks so very familiar for some reason.....

Distributed FAFO

@catsalad reaching for a book could imply studying to be a hacker, not that you had already gotten the certUnless you were the author of said book, which would be comically bad (but likely small font and not an author photograph, not legible unless in their face)(Or the author of the O'Reilly ones) So devil's advocate that subtle hint would have gone over my head "oh, lots of security folks are studying for CISSP but haven't gotten it"Not that their lack of self awareness would have made a difference, just that tell is not as amazingly visible.

Corduroy pillows are back and making headlines!

@puppygirlhornypost2 @catsalad @faoluin @kevinriggle @ireneista What our fantasized version of Luigi would have left.

Repeat after me. I am a good kitty and deserve scritches. :3

Let me sing you the song of my people

🦦 (not redeemable while driving)