Well behaved copper ingot merchants rarely make history.

@catsalad Want to cromch

Fuck this, I'm going to bed

The best time to do something you should have already done is when you should have done it in thr first place. The second best time is...

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] isn’t this like the exact problem keyoxide aims to solve

@Seibai @catsalad thx for the reminder. I have been saving this one:

In case you did not know, referring to yourself or others as refugees when moving tech platforms trivializes the many actual refugees in the world and "isn't very cash money of you" as the kids would save these days.Also, my firewall is named NAT, so NAT is a firewall (fight me)...

@catsalad Somehow, this reminds me of Megaman.

Oh no!Well, anyway...

My brain just had an adverse reaction to LEGO, which is a new one.@benteg @catsalad

“If you're always in bed, how do you get stuff done?”Well...

The technical term for this is, 'attitude adjuster'.

Wait.. No, don't stop! #Caturday

@cR0w @catsalad https://youtu.be/bkcK2ahoFhI did someone say forklift?

@nazokiyoubinbou @catsalad @12thRITS I defragged my phone and got a warning dialog

I love you all* so much! 🫶*Terms and conditions apply. ⁠@Schnumn

@catsalad @[email protected] @[email protected] wonder how bad it would be if they had just stuck with what signal was like at the time of the fork lmao

@bob_zim @catsalad they should throw in a refrigerator box.

@catsalad :blobcatrainbow:

@catsalad 9/10 doctors we asked recommend a healthy dose of "what the fuck are you talking about and why are you in my office" as a treatment for secondhand fedi meta exposure