Sometimes you have make tough choices.

Fireball, while satisfying, is an overused spell. Try mixing things up by casting these equally devastating spells:

• Reply Guy Swarm
• Banish to Walmart
• Ever Pending Sneeze
• Imposter Syndrome
• Oscillating Tinnitus

I often wonder what pspspsps really means to a cat. Is it an insult? Is it a cat call? Is it an offer for treats? Maybe it has a religious a context...

Who are some of your favorite fictional hackers? (Any media)

Personally, I'm a big fan of Radical Ed (Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV).

What is your current favorite sticker you have adorned on your laptop, device, luggage, etc?

@puppygirlhornypost2 @danderson @ireneista sexlinux is best thoug– oooh... selinux. Yeah, that's cool too, I guess. >_>

Happy Holidays!

There are only two more Push To Prod Fridays left for the year, so remember to push that code to prod on your way out!

As a wise @jerry once said, "…if it works in production, it would have worked fine in test too."

Understanding Engineer Speak

Event Descriptions⁠:

• High Impedance Air Gap
  ⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠
• Kinetic Disassembly
  ⩵ It blew up⁠
• Organic Grounding
  ⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠
• Percussive Maintenance
  ⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠
• Thermal Reconfiguring
  ⩵ It melted⁠

@aetataureate @jovikowi @skinnylatte That's good to know because I certainly haven't used any good soy sauce outside of some nicer restaurants.

@skinnylatte If someone tried to use La Choy "soy sauce" while in Singapore, how concerned would most Singaporeans be?

@david_chisnall Yeah, that's a little too much on the evil side, even for me.

@JessTheUnstill I love having access to all current and past media, regardless of streaming platform or arbitrary geographical restrictions. (Nice price too❢)

@ryanc Well, at least it's Friday... oh, wait

Mild, yet modern curses to cast upon your foes.

• May your shower curtains cop a cold feel when you least expect it
• Free Copilot in your GitHub account
• Woe, JIRA be upon ye

In case you are unfamiliar, @haveibeenpwned is a very useful service that @troyhunt started 11 years ago and monitors the many, many data breaches that continually happen. I definitely recommend checking it out.

https://haveibeenpwned.com

Spotify wrapped is nice, but what I'd really love to see is @haveibeenpwned wrapped. #haveibeenpwned

"So how many unread books do you have on your shelf?"

Me⁠: *proudly* Ha! I've read almost all of them.

"Okay, but what about your ebooks?"

Me⁠:

I plan to revolutionize the emoji industry.

Ilya also made this meme redrawing which looks so very familiar for some reason.....

Tomorrow, I am going to give it my none

Art by Ilya Kuvshinov