So I am on the spectrum, and there seems to be a misconception that autistic people take things literally, which is not true.

Kleptomaniacs are the ones that take things, literally. I'm just autistic.

Well shucks...

@jerry It's pretty low hanging fruit there seeing that 80% of them¹ on that list end up being caught

¹· I completely made that up, but it sounds about right.

Flipper Zero is innocent

@hal_pomeranz My anxiety and the anxiety that everyone I interact with has is so thick you could cut it like cake... and I don't like cake.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

Catzilla! ️

Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it.

@rmd1023 @ilikepi That one is nice, but I prefer the SUPERDANA Power Strip (by @NanoRaptor)

Excuse me sir...

@briankrebs I'm in squirrel mode today as well.. Specifically, this one

Rage Against the Surveillance State

Worse dating app?

Any app is a dating app if you're creepy enough.

@skinnylatte If she had an attorney, you'd be hearing from them.

Current state ^∞

When you need a breadboard, but you're on a budget.

FPCSS (first-person cross-stitch shooter)

Formal attire only

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