Splash damage annoying af

[arbitraryvalue@sh.itjust.works]

Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.

[pugjesus@lemmy.world]

Skin heals

*terms and conditions may apply

[nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org]

I've still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.

[ummthatguy@lemmy.world]

Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.

[shortstack@reddthat.com]

I like to live dangerously

Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.

The risk is worth the reward

[horni@lemmy.world]

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.

[moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan

[taewyth@jlai.lu]

little treat for french speaking folks

[jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org]

"Be careful! You may accidentally engage in coitus with an alien."

[hedhoncho@lemm.ee]

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

[feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world]

He's just ultra, ultra lean.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

LPT: Put a half cup of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.

[ummthatguy@lemmy.world]

More or less the direction I'm taking.

[howabt2morrow@futurology.today]

But how’s your shirt?
Snug? Yes.
Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

[dufkm@lemmy.world]

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.

[nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org]

Hah! True enough. I'd rather get grease on a shirt than blisters though.

[launcheskayaks@lemmy.world]

Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks