sure, I can touch grass—but can I grep grass?

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

sure, I can touch grass—but can I grep grass? can I sed grass? can I tail grass? yeah, that’s what I thought

[dpom@fosstodon.org]

@zachleat you just sed grass a buncha times

[rishat@techhub.social]

@zachleat which grass

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@dpom …yes.

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@rishat whois grass even

[erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@zachleat Can you output grass in a pipe though?!

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@Erikmitk hahaha I see what you did here

[deafferret@flyovercountry.social]

@zachleat perl 5.40.0 has core grass support

[lars@toot.berlin]

@zachleat
touch $(which grass)
touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/grass': Permission denied

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@deafferret ok sure but what version is perl harbor

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@lars you gotta open the backdoor first

[deafferret@flyovercountry.social]

@zachleat too soon

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@deafferret do you even remember the alamo

[deafferret@flyovercountry.social]

@zachleat TOO SOON https://www.wowt.com/2022/10/10/omaha-alamo-drafthouse-movie-theater-shuts-down/

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@deafferret oh wtf I didn’t even know this

[bobmonsour@indieweb.social]

@zachleat Of course you can pull grass, but can you push it?

[zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com]

@bobmonsour not without conflicts