Every wonder about the possibilities hidden behind SPORK?

[fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com]

"Do you wanna know how I got theses scars?! Google spife" roll credits

[turbowafflz@lemmy.world]

I would guess because it sounds kind of like blade just spelled differently

[dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world]

Perennial camping-stuff manufacturer Light My Fire do indeed make a Knork, which is the first example that leapt to my mind. They may call it a "spork" but the fork end has a (butter-grade) knife edge machined into one side of it. As an added bonus, you get a whole entire unmolested spoon on the other end, too. Anyone who is cool enough to count would surely get the titanium version, which may just barely achieve enough rigidity to actually cut anything.

I used to have one but I lent it to somebody for a camping trip -- damned if I remember who -- and never got it back. Oh well.

[banjoshepard@lemmy.world]

I use one of these to eat lunch at work without having to store/carry two utensils. I have never used the knife, but I do find the double sided spoon fork combo very useful, even if it does draw a little chiding from my coworkers.

[fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com]

You didn't lend it to me... I swear, don't check. My fiancée found a couple of knorks in the same style, because she's long suffering. She flatly refused buying them for daily use though. Some people hate progress I swear. So I'm looking for dining table appropriate aesthetics, despite us not having a dining room table.

[skunkworkz@lemmy.world]

They are all real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination_eating_utensils

This is a spife

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear

[grammarpolice@lemmy.world]

Is there a relevant xkcd for bofa?

[makyo@lemmy.world]

What's XKCD

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

Knorks: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh

[fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com]

Absolute legend. Know that you have introduced great joy into the world this day!

[paradachshund@lemmy.today]

Knasty Knork

[lunarul@lemmy.world]

You're one of today's lucky 10,000!

relevant xkcd

[lunarul@lemmy.world]

There's also this version

[jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org]

Why is there a "L" in splay?

[obituarykidney@lemmy.world]

This checks out, mum gave me a set of splayds when I moved out of home and we're Australian. I love them but my fiance refuses to use them.

[bradleyuffner@lemmy.world]

Or any of the letters after "L" for that matter...

[vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works]

Your fiance knows neither taste nor balance.