Millennial Spooky Stories:
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She woke up from a restful sleep and a spooooooky voice said “YOU HAVE ONE NEW VOICEMAIL”
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An unmarked letter arrived and all it said was “your mother has posted a picture of you on Facebook”
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On a cold October day IKEA announced it will STOP SELLING BOOKSHELVES
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I moved into a new place recently. Everything seemed fine until I met the landlord. His dry, cracked lips curled into a devilish grin as he said “please pay your rent BY CHECK”
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The thin voice on the other end of the line croaked, with the slightest bit of amusement, “oh dearie I’m sorry there’s nothing we can do. It seems the account number was off by one. You’ve been paying down someone else’s student loan.”
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The newscaster’s voice wavered for a moment, as if she didn’t want to read what the prompter said. She swallowed deeply and lamented with a dry voice, “in a surprise move, all three credit bureaus have agreed that having your data breached will have a significantly negative impact on your credit score”
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NBC reports that due to a strange encoding error as of this morning all episodes of The Office, digital or physical, will no longer work
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Relatedly, a similar issue has affected all of Arcade Fire’s music and the band has decided to break up in the wake of the incident.
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The statement read “the President is proud to sign the Home Ownership Promotion Act, providing deep tax breaks to home owners. We will be paying for these benefits with a high tax on renters to promote the housing market.”
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@rooster In the civilised parts of the world, account numbers specifically have one or two extra digits to catch simple entry errors.