Do you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?

[cowfodder@lemmy.world]

According to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, yes. The body finishes dying and evacuates everything shortly after being turned.

[rhynoplaz@lemmy.world]

Roll a Save vs Pants shitting.

With disadvantage.

[jomiran@lemmy.ml]

It is definitely covered by Anne Rice.

[nesc@lemmy.cafe]

Important vampire lore

[cobblerscholar@lemmy.world]

What if the last thing they had was loaded with Garlic? Would they become airborne?

[marthirial@lemmy.world]

So what you all are saying is that the next event after becoming immortal with incredible powers, is to go take a really messy shower?

[sidewayshighways@lemmy.world]

I was gonna say I thought I remembered something about this in one of the books

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

Please dude can you don't?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.

[fubo@lemmy.world]

Nope. The brown of shit is dead blood cells filtered out by the liver. Those are a potent source of Death energy, and so are drawn up into the new vampire's body as part of the conversion process. What's left in the new vampire's colon is a nearly odorless, dusty gray substance that is typically farted out during the vampire's first few feedings.

[hulksmashburgers@reddthat.com]

So what you're saying is, vampires eat ass?

[sheepishly@fedia.io]

I often wonder if vampires have to piss a lot given they're basically on an all-liquid diet

[red_october@lemmy.world]

I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That's in my head now, and it's all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.

[henfredemars@infosec.pub]

Why would you write something like this?

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

My friend if you live long enough you'll eat ass too!

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

I'd like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity

[sxan@midwest.social]

I agree, this may be the most important lore to get a canonical answer for.

Quick, someone go to Anne Rice's crypt and hang around until sundown, and get an answer... either way.

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

Most credible answer of the lot.

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

I was gonna say, we already have the answer.

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

Half to a quarter of feces is composed of bacteria, most of the rest is water.

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.