We carry on....

[return2ozma@lemmy.world]

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[wesker@lemmy.sdf.org]

MY GIRLFRIEND FULL OF DAD

[boobaawooga@lemmynsfw.com]

The asbestos and lead eras overlapped so your dad was giga fucked

[jabathekek@sopuli.xyz]

and our children full of microplastics (because it's passed down through the placenta and breast milk)

[serinus@lemmy.world]

Oh, they can just get it straight from the source.

[noodle07@lemmy.world]

It's in your balls and brain! Doesn't take much to realise it's probably going to kill us

[tdawg@lemmy.world]

To be totally nitpicky shouldnt this be backwards?

[phobosanomaly@feddit.uk]

plastic is stored in the balls

[pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

if you mean the text:

[admax@lemmy.world]

I think they meant the placement of the text, switching places between the "grandpop" and the "me".
Would make more sens to me.

[dumbass@leminal.space]

It's how we become immortal.

[blackout@fedia.io]

How is society going to survive when everyone is autistic?

[chev@lemmy.world]

Most of it is in meat and we can survive without eating meat.

[levzzz@lemmy.world]

So far away, we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

[neatnit@discuss.tchncs.de]

I think you have them backwards, surely the Charizard is the granddad

[speculater@lemmy.world]

Right, but I think we're the final evolution, because you don't get Charizard without Charmander.

[freebeard@slrpnk.net]

The toxicity of micro plastics is very minor. To get to the point where it is a problem you need to be exposed to it for a very long time.

I think our asbestos is halogenated organic chemicals like PFAS. They are toxic in every way and we are addicted to their use in food chemistry. Not to eat or anything but to make the packaging look nice.

Because they are indestructible by any natural way their dose in the water supply is ever rising. The cost of health issues is already in the hundred billions.

Micro plastics might be a problem for our children when the dosage in clean water gets to extreme levels.

[inputzero@lemmy.world]

I read it as comparing the three exposures to each other.

The first evolution, Charmander was exposed to lead and the toxic effects of lead are pretty fast acting. Meaning they were weakened the quickest and couldn't evolve.

Charmeleon was exposed to asbestos which has latent toxic effects, they show up decades after exposure. So the Charmeleon lived quite a while before they showed any noticeable effects.

The final evolution was exposed to micro plastics and because, so far, micro plastics seem to be so unreactive they just chill doing nothing the Charazard had an opportunity to evolve.

[passerby6497@lemmy.world]

If everyone is autistic, then no one is autistic

[sidewayshighways@lemmy.world]

Is my whole lifetime so far, a very long time?