We carry on....

[jabathekek@sopuli.xyz]

Some new plastic to add to the family heirlooms. Wonderful!

[tenkard@lemmy.ml]

Magby - Pokémon Central Wiki

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[ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml]

I think this meme would work better in reverse lol

[dqw4w9wgxcq@lemm.ee]

Mega Charizard X and Mega Charizard Y exists, as well as Gigantamax Charizard.

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

And even old people have the microplastics. Isn’t it they can’t do a study with a control group because every single living person has the microplastics?

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

I saw that video.

[ephera@lemmy.ml]

If we're going by real-world evolution rules, OP is the next evolutionary stage compared to their dad, who is in turn the next stage compared to grandpa.

[peteypete420@sh.itjust.works]

If they are alive today, they are also full of microplastics!

[freebeard@slrpnk.net]

Not if you are a toddler. Are you a toddler?

[supersaiyanswag@lemmy.zip]

But I want to be Charizard

[tdawg@lemmy.world]

Pokemon "evolution" is more like irl metamorphosis

[ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml]

Don't we all.

[methisguy@feddit.nl]

I'd rather have some lead in my pencil.

[ephera@lemmy.ml]

Sure, I'm just saying that's why I imagine, they put it this way around. I do agree that it's weird. You'd expect grandpa to be level 70, so he definitely shouldn't be a baby dino anymore.

[jabathekek@sopuli.xyz]

can i see that video too

do i want to tho

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

I think it’s on the internet somewhere.

[theoaktree@lemm.ee]

Lucky for us, that's not the only vector! Baby foods keep getting recalled because of lead contamination, and the FDA just released a new limit on lead content in baby food.

Except, they are just guidelines and are not enforceable.

[dozzi92@lemmy.world]

It's those microplastics on the brain.

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Worst part is that the mutations created by the lead in the body, led to the mutated Charmeleon body. And those mutations he got from the asbestos, match the Charizard body.

Thematically, it fits

Only Arceus knows what is to come for the next stage.. Olestra mutations?

[dozzi92@lemmy.world]

I think you mean OP's mom was gigafucked