Bread is love, bread is life

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don't be a drunkard.

[deegeese@sopuli.xyz]

So basically people eat porridge when they don’t have access to a mill and oven.

[psx_crab@lemmy.zip]

Bread is a whole lot of work to make than say, rice. Bread isn't cheap, it's only cheap because some of the ingredient might've been subsidised in one way or another, to make sure the country isn't starving. It's popular among us peasant because it could last, it's one of the most versatile ingredient available, and it's filling.

[bullishutensil@lemmy.world]

Simple: I'm a carb based life form.

[threeme2189@sh.itjust.works]

Bread is bested by buttered bread, better bread is bested by buttered bread, but better bread bests buttered better bread.

[charmoffensive@lemm.ee]

I'm confused about the single full stop. It shows they have knowledge of basic punctuation, but refuse to use it.

[bastingchemina@slrpnk.net]

In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.

I'm working on it to reach this level again.

[saharamaleikuhm@feddit.org]

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

[ayyy@sh.itjust.works]

Do you put low-fat mayonnaise on it?

[aesthelete@lemmy.world]

I like how in the menu the chef is like you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.

[unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Reading "anti crab" propaganda made me think extra.

[freshlight@sh.itjust.works]

Did.. Did they just make a "pee is stored in the balls" reference?

[mr_blott@feddit.uk]

Motherfuckers invented a boulangerie and you queue for an hour?

[ftbd@feddit.org]

You got it all wrong, you just have to work out a lot and then eat all the carbs you want

[photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Gluten-free bread exists

[duke_nukem_1990@feddit.org]

Based and yeast-pilled

[duke_nukem_1990@feddit.org]

As the Poet Angelmaker once said: "NO PITY FOR THE WEAK"

[duke_nukem_1990@feddit.org]

Actually fat makes you fat and carbs make you crab

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

Gluten free bread lacks any of the pleasant qualities of actual bread (my gluten allergy is "makes you have the shits" and not "kills you")

You can get good biscuits and cake without gluten. Good cereal.

Not bread. Not by a long shot.

[fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com]

Bread is my favourite carb, and it isn't close. I had a period in my teens of sandwiching everything. Chili? Sandwich. Curry? Sammich Stews? You guessed it: big mess.