Bread is love, bread is life

[tootsweet@lemmy.world]

Our Lord and Savior Almond Flour forgives all who humbly accept it into their stomach.

[wogi@lemmy.world]

From someone who eats almost no bread anymore:

It's the bread.

You're not going to sit and eat a spoonful of jelly like a fucking goblin, but you might eat a piece of plain bread and be happy about it. Especially if it's a perfectly cooked dinner roll.

[rockerface@lemm.ee]

You can eat bread without butter, but good luck eating butter without bread

[kickmeelmo@sopuli.xyz]

Don't tell me what to do.

[jqubed@lemmy.world]

It could help you get to space

[deegeese@sopuli.xyz]

In gluten we trust.

[dangrousperson@feddit.org]

Jesus is the bread

[aurenkin@sh.itjust.works]

And get ripped forearms.

[dahgangalang@infosec.pub]

"A man cannot live on bread alone
But nor can he live without it"
--That one shopkeep in Kingdom Come: Deliverance

[saltesc@lemmy.world]

When you crack that loaf and steam comes out.

Adding anything at that moment would ruin the bread.

[cruxifux@feddit.nl]

Carbs aren’t evil but if you don’t want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. It’s not that hard gang.

[mrsdoyle@sh.itjust.works]

I got my first bread machine second-hand on eBay, for a fraction of the price of a new one. When that gave up the ghost I found a replacement machine even cheaper in a charity shop. It's the sort of thing people buy or are given, and it ends up shoved in a cupboard. They are sold on cheaply, often hardly used.

I make a simple wholemeal loaf every week: bread flour, yeast, a little fat (oil or butter), a little salt. I leave it to bake overnight and wake to a wonderful smell. It's better bread than supermarket stuff and works out cheaper, even using premium flours. I'm too lazy to go through all the kneading, proving etc; having a machine do it for me is perfect.

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

But im allergic to gluten

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

you're not gonna eat a spoonful of jelly

Speak for yourself mangohead

Down with the tyranny of delicious sweet things being spread on salty bread which ruins their taste. I eat jams and Nutella like they're a dessert.

[gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world]

Bread made feeding people cheap. That isn't civilization; that's dominator culture. It's slavery with extra steps. You've all been eating peasant food. Break the cycle.

[pugjesus@lemmy.world]

Bread made feeding people cheap.

Bread is a luxury, if feeding people cheap was the only concern, porridge would be a better use of grains than bread. Porridge predominated when peasant culture predominated; bread becomes common with civilization's connections, innovations, and specialization.

[chocrates@lemmy.world]

I'll eat a slice for you friend

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

Why waste my time when I can slather it with something delicious?

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

Better bread is bested by buttered bread.

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

Don't be trapped by convention. Eat the best part by itself.