If German was English
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Yes, that's true
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Let's see some of them are their own words in our language. Blueprint is similar with it being combined from 2 words. Firework (fire thrower) and homesick (home sad) and newspaper (time write) are in the same boat. Pothole and workplace are 2 word phrases however. Road hole and working place.
I'm sure you can find a lot of parallels in Europe since English shares a lot with Germanic and Latin languages but what I mean is any language could easily have a single dedicated word for it and these would relatively sound funny.
for example you could imagine a language having "extinguisher" as a job title, which makes sense, but then you'd say "in English they call extinguishers 'people who fight fire' like they're fucking boxing isn't that funny"
but also I don't know maybe it's because I'm fascinated by language I don't actually think it's funny. I think sick people house makes a lot of sense. much more than hospital to be honest, which means guest house, which is more appropriate for a hotel, which shares etymology with hospital!
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Heh. In this case I am making fun of my own language, though.
Ich mag es.
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Ich mag es.
Danke, wenigstens einer.
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I'm sure you can find a lot of parallels in Europe since English shares a lot with Germanic and Latin languages but what I mean is any language could easily have a single dedicated word for it and these would relatively sound funny.
for example you could imagine a language having "extinguisher" as a job title, which makes sense, but then you'd say "in English they call extinguishers 'people who fight fire' like they're fucking boxing isn't that funny"
but also I don't know maybe it's because I'm fascinated by language I don't actually think it's funny. I think sick people house makes a lot of sense. much more than hospital to be honest, which means guest house, which is more appropriate for a hotel, which shares etymology with hospital!
I guess you can but I am slavic so not really many paralels there. But yeah the german compound words make a lot of sense.
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I love shield-toads!
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There is a form of English called Anglish which tries to remove all non-germanic words, I think some examples are wordbook for dictionary, becleft for atom, sourstuff for oxygen and birdlore for orinthology
Ah, you beat me to it!
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Car is short for carriage.
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I love shield-toads!
What about naked-snails?
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Oxymoron is a funny word. Like a moron, but now improved with active oxygen for stronger cleaning!
It is connected to moron. The Greek word moros means stupid, so a moron is someone or something stupid, and oxys means something like sharp or pointed. An oxymoron is thus a "pointed stupidity".
The word oxygen derives from the old, now falsified belief that it is a necessary element to create an acid. genes means creation, so it was thought to create sharp (acidic) stuff.
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It is connected to moron. The Greek word moros means stupid, so a moron is someone or something stupid, and oxys means something like sharp or pointed. An oxymoron is thus a "pointed stupidity".
The word oxygen derives from the old, now falsified belief that it is a necessary element to create an acid. genes means creation, so it was thought to create sharp (acidic) stuff.
Thank you very much!
