People, the rules are simple:
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I will not be taking questions on my scriptural interpretation methods at this time.
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✯Pumpkin👑Prole🎃replied to Paul Cantrell last edited by
@inthehands Halloween Forever!
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Paul Cantrellreplied to ✯Pumpkin👑Prole🎃 last edited by
@Provinto
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Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 🎃replied to Paul Cantrell last edited by
@inthehands Almost, but Halloween starts day after New Year's.
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@inthehands Paul’s epistle to the church of polyhydra 3:7
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@inthehands
I grant a LITTLE concession to arts and crafts stores. It can take a lot of time to make decorations yourself, so you gotta start early in the year. -
@JessTheUnstill
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@janisf
The makers and ren-festivants fear no wrathful deity.The retailers, however, better watch their window displays, lest divine wrath descend upon them and depress their quarterly earnings.
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Paul Cantrellreplied to Michael Dekker last edited by
@dekk
[store with Thanksgiving merch in September sees me coming]Oh no! Paul’s coming, and he looks epistled!
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@inthehands "The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November."
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Angus Marshall :2001: :linux:replied to Paul Cantrell last edited by
@inthehands Happy Easter!
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@inthehands I've got bad news for you, basic women have nailed their theses to the church door. Pumpkin spice lattes while it's still 100F outside and spooky stuff year-round.
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@inthehands My only disagreement is that Halloween season can start on the first day of fall.
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Paul Cantrellreplied to Angus Marshall :2001: :linux: last edited by
@marshalla99 I mean, it’s probably always Easter in some denomination somewhere
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@dave
Spices and spooks know no borders! The rule applies only to merchandising. Be scary and delicious 24/7/365. -
@jsit
I will grant this for enthusiastic individuals, but not corporations. Stay inside the lines, marketers! -
@Rainne @inthehands Thank goodness Halloween is holding the line or October too would be overcome.
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@cannabitch @Rainne
SOON: “October has fallen. Halloween is dead. They are coming.”