The curse of the world's oldest person strikes again

[darius@friend.camp]

The curse of the world's oldest person strikes again

Japanese woman who was the world's oldest person at 116 has died

Tomiko Itooka, a Japanese woman who was the world’s oldest person according to Guinness World Records, has died.

AP News (apnews.com)

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@darius Screenplay idea: The world’s oldest person discovers that the world’s second oldest person is a retired hit man who wants the title

[darius@friend.camp]

@jalefkowit oooh I like it

[objelisks@friend.camp]

@darius oh no, im on the list of runners up