Fingerprints

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[rozz@lemmy.sdf.org]

The mom is an accomplice and getaway driver

[darkard@lemmy.world]

The press are calling him "The Umbilical Bandit"

[popcornprincess@lemmy.world]

You’re grounded! Go to your womb!

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

I mean, gloves work, too...

[majorhavoc@programming.dev]

Later, baby's first words were: "Look, ma! I want to cut you in on the take, but you gotta help me be sure you won't squeal when the feds come around."

[arcaneslime@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Guy who owns the glove store

"Man business has been good this week!"

[hakunawazo@lemmy.world]

But think of every finger you need to get into the gloves. Pushing a whole Mona Lisa painting in the uterus seems to be the lesser inconvenience.